Jessica. 19. New York City.
Reblogged from gothhabibti, Posted by uneedamanicure.

chelseajadexo:

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me

Reblogged from horanyewest, Posted by mollyforyou.
mollsattacks:

more important than education 
Reblogged from liamsodonebar, Posted by meme4u.
meme4u:

#college

at the resturant with bae

  • waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
  • me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
  • me: you want my man or something?
  • her: wh-wat?
  • me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
  • me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
  • me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
  • him: aye calm down
  • me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
Reblogged from consumedbymythoughts, Posted by itsonbitch.

herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

nonjutsu:

lilpunkin:

i feel like every single boy is a fuckboy. i feel like theres a fuckboy scale that goes from 1 to 10 that every single boy falls on. it’s not a question of whether a boy is a fuckboy or not but rather how bad of a fuckboy he is

EDIT: i’ve been informed that fuckboy is not an ok term to be using bc it is aave! i apologize for my post, i did not realize this before, and i want to tell ppl to please stop reblogging it and rly to stop using the term!! lets all learn from this!!

next week on scared straight

spookyassliam:

Please don’t send “follow back” messages that’s awkward as hell bc I gotta act like I didn’t see it and you know I did

Reblogged from badlittlekitten, Posted by guroneko.

can u like like two boys at once? 

bc im 900000% sure that i do :////////