have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me
at the resturant with bae
- waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
- me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
- me: you want my man or something?
- her: wh-wat?
- me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
- me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
- me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
- him: aye calm down
- me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up
i feel like every single boy is a fuckboy. i feel like theres a fuckboy scale that goes from 1 to 10 that every single boy falls on. it’s not a question of whether a boy is a fuckboy or not but rather how bad of a fuckboy he is
EDIT: i’ve been informed that fuckboy is not an ok term to be using bc it is aave! i apologize for my post, i did not realize this before, and i want to tell ppl to please stop reblogging it and rly to stop using the term!! lets all learn from this!!
next week on scared straight
Please don’t send “follow back” messages that’s awkward as hell bc I gotta act like I didn’t see it and you know I did
can u like like two boys at once?
bc im 900000% sure that i do :////////